Internet Sanctifies Janelle Monáe's Dyed Armpit With Hilarious Reactions
The Internet Sanctifies Janelle Monáe’s Dyed Armpit With Hilarious Reactions
Things that might be obscene are now holy.
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Need something really simple, very random, and slightly weird to entertain you during the holiday season? Well look no further than Janelle Monáe’s dyed armpit hairs.
That’s right, The Electric Lady took to Instagram to share her new look writing “What color did @nikkinelms dye my pits red, pynk , or orange ? The winner gets a treat. Also when you have extra dye left extra parts get dyed and I love it.”
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6Z6J6jg3xa/
For a regular shmegular person, this would definitely be filed under the category “TMI.”
However, because this is the extremely talented and stunningly beautiful Janelle Monáe, much of the Internet was willing to spend their whole afternoon guessing the color of the immaculate scruff underneath Monáe’s hot spot.
Some guessed pink (a.k.a. pynk as Janelle would call it) while others called it an off red.
But then there were those whose reactions ranged from hilarious to straight up odd and creepy. Even fellow singer Kehlani unabashedly confessed, “I wanna touch it.”
Hit the flip for more of the best comments that ended up on Janelle’s IG page.
The Internet Sanctifies Janelle Monáe’s Dyed Armpit With Hilarious Reactions was originally published on ioneglobalgrind.staging.go.ione.nyc
“At first glance I thought you had poison ivy and was concerned! But it’s pynk!”
The Internet Sanctifies Janelle Monáe’s Dyed Armpit With Hilarious Reactions was originally published on ioneglobalgrind.staging.go.ione.nyc
“How tf your arm pit cute?!”
The Internet Sanctifies Janelle Monáe’s Dyed Armpit With Hilarious Reactions was originally published on ioneglobalgrind.staging.go.ione.nyc
“For a Sec , I thought you had rashes but, this mad cool … coloured pit hair.”
The Internet Sanctifies Janelle Monáe’s Dyed Armpit With Hilarious Reactions was originally published on ioneglobalgrind.staging.go.ione.nyc
“At first i thought this was hot Cheeto dust on someone’s hand.”
The Internet Sanctifies Janelle Monáe’s Dyed Armpit With Hilarious Reactions was originally published on ioneglobalgrind.staging.go.ione.nyc
“Soooo when Summer Walker showed her armpit hair it was a problem….but now it’s not…..y’all need to make up your mind.”
The Internet Sanctifies Janelle Monáe’s Dyed Armpit With Hilarious Reactions was originally published on ioneglobalgrind.staging.go.ione.nyc
“Stop this.”
The Internet Sanctifies Janelle Monáe’s Dyed Armpit With Hilarious Reactions was originally published on ioneglobalgrind.staging.go.ione.nyc
“Unfollows.”
The Internet Sanctifies Janelle Monáe’s Dyed Armpit With Hilarious Reactions was originally published on ioneglobalgrind.staging.go.ione.nyc
“Whet in the kool aid pits is goin on here.”
The Internet Sanctifies Janelle Monáe’s Dyed Armpit With Hilarious Reactions was originally published on ioneglobalgrind.staging.go.ione.nyc
“This is the last thing i needed to see while trippin.”
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The Internet Sanctifies Janelle Monáe’s Dyed Armpit With Hilarious Reactions was originally published on ioneglobalgrind.staging.go.ione.nyc
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